It's the Funniest Three-Way You'll Ever Win...


...unless you live in Clownsterdam, Germany. Some crazy shit happens there. Anyways, you're probably pretty happy with your life, we'll just give you the benefit of the doubt on that one. You could be happier though, I mean, couldn't we all stand to be a little bit happier? And instead of gorging yourself on some chocolate to release those precious endorphins that send you off to mental bliss, why not pursue something with a few less calories - like comedy? That's right, none of the calories and all of the endorphins. It's a win-win. Unless you really like chocolate. The chocolate substitute we're proposing is comedians Chris Hardwick, Anthony Jeselnik, and Amy Schumer and their latest respective stand-up DVD releases.

To get those endorphins flowing we're giving away a three-pack which includes Chris Hardwick's Mandroid, Anthony Jeselnik's Caligula, and Amy Schumer's Mostly Sex Stuff, so if you want to get your hands on this endorphin-releasing set, just keep reading.

Jeselnik, Comedy Central’s Emmy-nominated notorious roast specialist and rising star brings his signature dark and twisted point of view to his new special Caligula. Set to release just a few weeks before the premiere of Anthony’s new weekly Comedy Central series. The once dubbed “satanic prince of stand-up” routinely goes where few comedians would even consider going, saying things most wouldn’t even dare, without any hesitation.

The Nerdist himself, Chris Hardwick, celebrates all things nerdy in his first Comedy Central special. Hipsters beware: there is no irony in Chris’s affinity for Captain Picard, Comic-Con and the Atari 2600. Mandroid features candid comedy tales that cover virginity, chess club, shark vaginas, awkward childhood, awkward adulthood (which in this case is an extension of awkward childhood) and a myriad of other topics which may or may not include Quidditch. This extended and uncensored DVD is a wonderland of discovery, and if you take but on like lesson from it, let it be, “Don’t f**k animals.’

Nothing is off limits for Amy Schumer in her first original one-hour stand-up special. Before a live audience at the historical Fillmore in San Francisco, Schumer airs every hilarious, messed-up detail of her dating and sex life, from encounters with unexpected body parts to hate-filled personal grooming appointment. In her matter-of-fact raunchy style, at odds with her self-described “Cabbage Patch Kid” appearance, Schumer tells stories of a boyfriend who makes dirty requests over dinner, the way she outsmarts her birth control, and shocking ending to a seemingly innocent cab ride.

comedy3For a chance to win, you just have to do two things...

1) "Like" JustPressPlay on Facebook

2) E-mail your entry to contest [at] justpressplay [dot] net with the subject line "Comedy 3-Way" and tell us your favorite comedian

Also, you can gain one additional entry (aka chance to win) each day by tweeting this story using the button to the left of this story.

This giveaway ends on March 8th, 2013.

Limit of one e-mail entry per person (with the exception of Tweet entries), any violation of that rule will result in disqualification. Winners will be notified via e-mail used to comment for entry, if the winner fails to respond to the e-mail within seven (7) days, the prize is forfeit and will be offered to the next runner-up. Many will enter, 1 will win and all will be rewarded randomly so don't bother asking us for a specific one. Prizes may not be exchanged for different prize or format. Must be a US or Canada resident to participate in this giveaway. All e-mails are deleted at close of contest and are not sold or used in mailing lists, because companies that do that are scum.

Lex Walker • Editor

He's a TV junkie with a penchant for watching the same movie six times in one sitting. If you really want to understand him you need to have grown up on Sgt. Bilko, Alien, Jurassic Park and Five Easy Pieces playing in an infinite loop. Recommend something to him - he'll watch it.


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