If Hollywood Sex Scenes Were Realistic...

You know how it is in the movies. Two beautiful people get it on, they tear each other's clothes off sexily and then proceed to engage in synchronized, harmonious sex; where even changing positions is a breeze. Hint: rolling around is easy when you're not actually doing it.

If you ever wonder what those movies would be like if they didn't just stick to the rose-tinted paperback fantasy version of sex, give this a looksie:

I like how it starts like every other lame-ass erotic thriller sex scenes: the push against the wall. Yeah, not as easy as it looks when Ashley Judd does it, is it?

Arya Ponto • Contributor

As former Editor of JPP, Arya likes to entertain peeps with his thoughts on pop culture, when he's not busy watching Battle Royale for the 200th time. He lives in Brooklyn with a comic book collection that's always the most daunting thing to move with, and writes for Artboiled.com.


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