7-Year-Old Asks "Twilight" Star to Bite Her

And the Twilight circus continues. Before that whole trampling thing took all the spotlight away, apparently something disturbing happened at another (less violent outcomey) meet-and-greet session with star Robert Pattinson, where a little girl wanted him to bite her like a vampire. That's practically asking for a hickey.

The 22-year-old British heartthrob appeared at the Soho Apple Store in New York on November 3rd. That's when a 7-year-old girl came up and asked for a photo, he told E! Online.

“But then she went really quiet and she was like, 'Can you bite me?' ”

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“It wasn’t a joke...I looked at her and thought, 'Do you know what you’re saying?' There are these kinds of sexual thoughts that come out of people that they don’t even know are sexual.”

Well, what do you expect? I know Twilight promotes abstinence and all (Pattinson's character in the film is the responsible vampire who urges his girl Bella to know about the importance of waiting), but everybody knows that vampires are the Barack Obama of monsters. They can tell you he's dangerous and unknown all they want, at the end of the day, you'd still want to jump his bones.

Nov
12
2008
Arya Ponto • Contributor

As former Editor of JPP, Arya likes to entertain peeps with his thoughts on pop culture, when he's not busy watching Battle Royale for the 200th time. He lives in Brooklyn with a comic book collection that's always the most daunting thing to move with, and writes for Artboiled.com.

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