Remember those dicks who go around spoiling Harry Potter twists to everyone by driving by and yelling them out? If Twilight wants to be the next big tween phenomenon, they're going to have to tough out the same bullying. That's just how fandom works, I guess.
Now that Twilight is officially getting a sequel, someone in New York decided to ruin them for those who haven't read the books by defacing the movie posters on the subway with spoilers of what happens in the next three books. New York Magazine has the pic.
Below, plot secrets from the Twilight series of teen-vampire novels, as revealed by anonymous vandals on a poster advertising the Twilight movie adaptation—which opened last Friday—on the outbound 23rd Street–Ely Avenue E/V subway platform in Queens.
Click the pic to read what it says (SPOILER WARNING, obviously).
Thank God someone took the time to draw a penis also. I was beginning to lose hope in New York vandals.
