Ladies and gents, to your left, I present you a new drink called Tentacle Grape.
Please let that sink in for a moment. Someone made a new soda drink inspired by an infamous sex act often seen in Japanese hentai, complete with a pun name. Tentacle. Grape.
"Hey Bob, what's the story for today?" "Oh, nothing much, Larry. I think I'm just going to sit around and enjoy some Tentacle Grape with the kids." "Boy, I love me that Tentacle Grape." "You said, Larry. You know, this one girl at the office actually told me she didn't like Tentacle Grape?" "That's ridiculous, Tentacle Grape is always refreshing, not like the other same old stuff." "I know! So I forced her into it, and boy, she now loves getting Tentacle Grape all the time."
Each 12oz glass bottle of Tentacle Grape comes with a collectors’ edition label limited to the first thousand cases. Six packs are currently available for pre-order at www.tentaclegrape.com for $15.99 plus shipping. Orders before January 5th 2009 will be eligible for complimentary Tentacle Grape branded condoms or bumper stickers.
“Obviously I don’t take the brand very seriously… we can’t. The best I can do is develop products that I’d want to buy myself and frankly this is the right combination of ridiculous and delicious,” says brand creator, Dekker Dreyer.
They also say that they'll be introducing a new flavor in the third quarter of 2009. What new flavor could they possibly do to top it? Orange You Glad I Stuffed Your Mouth?
Frankly, I find this product to be sexist, disgusting and cheap. Now where did I put my credit card...
