This may sound premature - but I already hate the upcoming Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. The "Legend of Chun-Li"? Really? The "Legend"? Her "legend" is a really bland 
and simple revenge story. Can thunder thighs really pull a movie all by herself? She couldn't even do it as a cartoon - Ken and Ryu had to keep the movie going on the other end.
My griping aside, I've decided that to honor the debut of this awfully wretched poster for the new street fighter movie, I've put together a Street Fighter Package which includes the following:
Street Fighter: The Animated Movie
Street Fighter: The Movie
(I couldn't help myself...suckage...)
Street Fighter II
(the good ol' SNES Cartridge!!!)
I'm hoping the awesomeness of the Animated Movie and the SNES cartridge overpower the suckiness of the Van Damme movie - we'll see. No complaints if the Van Damme Street Fighter taints the other two, please.
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All you have to do is be a registered user and comment below with the harshest possible criticism you can muster for the major suckage of the new Street Fighter movie poster.
Sound off! The Contest ends January 19th, 2009! Get on it!
(The funnier the better)
