This is... surprisingly well done? Harry Potter inspired bands aren't new. In fact, there are about several hundreds of them that can be found online. Draco and the Malfoys is one of the most famous, with the same premise of singing as Draco; but while those guys sing original songs, this one's a parody that, as you can guess from the title, cribs from Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars' "Billionaire," sung as Draco Malfoy yearning to become a real deal Death Eater.
The song is performed by Jon Littauer, Ian Fahey and Wade Tandy of Nerd News and Reviews, with lyrics written by Ian Fahey. Put it on the iPod on your way to see Deathly Hallows - Part 2.
Lyrics:
I want to be a Death Eater
So freaking bad,
Fry up filthy mudbloods with my dad.
Slip through the dead of night, sly and unseen,
Then smile as I Imperio the Queen.
Oh, every time I close my eyes,
I see a flash of hot, green light, yeah.
A different Slyth'rin every night,
Oh I, I swear, the world better prepare,
For when I'm a Death Eater.
Yeah, I would throw it down like Malfoy,
Stun a Potter fanboy,
Everyday Quidditch,
Nimbus on my wishlist,
I'd probably get myself
Kicked off of the game pitch
Cause my play is just as dirty
As Sirius Black is.
Give a girl a curséd necklace
Like, here Katie, have this,
And last but not least
Feel the dementor's last kiss.
Been a friend o' snakes,
And though I promise I won't boast,
My tongue speak so much Parsel that
They call me the Owl Post.
Heh, get it?
I know that e'rytime somebody bit it,
There's good chance that somebody in my family did it,
Yeah, can't turn back 'cause being good's stupid,
Everywhere I go, gotta hear the J-Wills music.
Oh every time I close my eyes,
(whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh)
I see a flash of hot, green light.
(Uh huh, uh huh, and what else?)
A different Slyth'rin every night,
Oh I, I swear, the world better prepare, (For what?)
For when I'm a Death Eater.
Oh-oh, oh-oh,
for when I'm a Death Eater,
Oh-oh, oh-oh.
Let's go!
I'll be goin' out on raids with Auntie Bellatrix,
Know I need a Muggle fix,
Kill half a dozen, then I Crucio th'other six,
Levitate a family in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the blood-traitors and the pure completely separate,
Yeah, Imma have you shrieking like a shack, madam,
And Harry Potter? Bitch, let me take a crack at him.
I'll drive a wedge between his friends and just split 'em up
So even Voldemort would hit me with a knucklebump,
And not a single crony around me would question what I do
Lest I question their family,
I know you may find this hard to believe;
Go in your pocket, pull out your wand
Put it to my arm and see.
I want to be a Death Eater
So freaking bad (So bad)
Fry up filthy mudbloods with my dad.
(Fry everything, heh heh)
Slip through the dead of night, sly and unseen,
Then smile as I Imperio the Queen.
(What up, Draco! Haha!)
Oh every time I close my eyes,
(whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh)
I see a flash of hot, green light.
(Uh huh, uh huh, and what else?)
A different Slyth'rin every night,
Oh I, I swear, the world better prepare,
(For what?)
For when I'm a Death Eater.
Oh-oh, oh-oh,
for when I'm a Death Eater,
Oh-oh, oh-oh.
I want to be a Death Eater
So freaking bad.
