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I was surfing the electronic surf as usual when I came across this photo of a Batman Begins trading card pack that is more than a little strange. It's old, from 2005, but funny is forever. As far as I can tell, this is a bootleg product from the Philippines that people have discovered in dollar stores. Obviously they didn't really care about what Batman picture they use, even a cartoon one.

The kicker, though, is this hilarious synopsis for Batman Begins.

For those who can't quite read it, this is what it says:

"When being a child, Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact that his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly, so affected his strong desire of revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Ra\'s Al-Ghul, the chief of ninja group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa, in which the equipments turned him into another person: SPIDERMAN. With his mask, Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere, such as Tougon, the chief of mafia, Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponents quite familiar with him------"

The corrupt city of Gete? Chief mafia Tougon? Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker? I'm going to venture a guess that that's some Babelfish translation of the words "Gotham", "Falcon" and "Crane". But there's really no explaining the Spiderman thing.

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August 23, 2008, Fab C. said:

	Of all their crimes, using the Batman and Robin logo was the most heinous.
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