| "Dying Breed" Poster Threatens Wholesome Bus Stops |
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| Written by Arya Ponto | |||
| Saturday, 27 September 2008 | |||
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The film tells the tale of the horrors committed by the Tasmanian descendants of infamous 19th century cannibal / pie maker Alexander Pearce. It stars Wolf Creek's Nathan Phillips and Saw's Laigh Whannell.
Look, I don't know how they conduct bidness over there in the land of OZ, but 'round where I live, there are scarier shit at bus stops than a horror movie poster, no matter how gruesome. Winos, bangers, crackheads, not to mention the occasional fresh coat of urine (or semen if you're lucky). Sometimes you'll even discover that the bus stop isn't a bus stop, but a makeshift loft for the homeless. I've never used crack cocaine before in my life, but I'm pretty sure I know what the contact high is like, because this one time I was sitting at the bus stop and the dude next to me just started lighting his crackpipe like I was Sue Storm. A poster? Please.
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