| Steven Seagal Gets Own Reality Show |
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| Written by Arya Ponto | |||||||
| Monday, 24 November 2008 | |||||||
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Every fallen star eventually end up on reality TV. Apparently, even aikido master Steven Seagal is not immune to this. Despite being prolific in the direct-to-video market, Seagal is ready to star in his own reality show in 2009. One of the (very) few entertaining things that came out of the Hurricane Katrina tragedy was hearing about the celebrities who show up to help out, inadvertently boosting their profile at the same time. We've all heard about Sean Penn and his dinghy pulling people out of their homes, but my favorite anecdote ever was Anderson Cooper's reaction when he spotted the Under Siege star in New Orleans. From the July 2006 Stuff magazine interview with the Silver Fox:
To Seagal's credit, he didn't just show up on Katrina. Seagal has been an on-and-off deputy for the Sherriff's Office in Jefferson Parish County, where he lives, since the early 90s. According to Variety, the show will also document his life off the beat, including his music career as a blues guitarist.
Blah blah, just promise to Judo chop a drunk driver every week and I'll watch.
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November 24, 2008,
Lex Walker
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If it were to co-star Jean Claude Van Damme, I think they'd have to take it another direction: Steven Seagal is dropped in the Himalayas to search for the Abominable Snowman, he has 2 weeks to track and capture the beast. Meanwhile, in the Pacific Northwest, Jean Claude Van Damme receives a similar decree: track and capture the noble Wood Ape (Sasquatch). Upon capturing both, the two beasts are pitted in a death match. If either star fails to capture their respective prey they must don a suit imitating the prey and fight in their place. Either way the final battle is Epic. Liza Minelli will host. |
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Ex-film actor turns into a crimefighter, keeping the peace in his neighborhood with the skills only a Hollywood action movie star could possess. Sounds like the plot of a bad B-movie? Well, you're wrong. It's the plot of Steven Seagal: Lawman, a new reality show on A&E.

