| Michael Bay's Rejected Script for "The Dark Knight" |
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| Written by Arya Ponto | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Thursday, 03 July 2008 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Did you know... that when WB was faced with the prospect of moving on with the Batman franchise without Christopher Nolan for a brief period of time, Michael Bay swooped in and tried to take over with his own take on Batman? The folks at Spill uncovered select pages from this super secret The Dark Knight draft that he wrote. Take a peek at what the most anticipated film of the summer would be like in Bay's hands:
Read the rest here. Yes, it's obviously a joke.
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July 04, 2008,
Marcus Beasley
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This sounds terrible. Thank God Nolan came back. Thank you for pointing out that it was a joke because with Bay's writing talent you can never tell. |
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July 04, 2008,
Saul Berenbaum
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The best parts are clearly the Shots of the Pentagons. |
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July 04, 2008,
_JC_GUEST_NAME
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This has to be fake. As writer myself that was just horrible. |
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July 04, 2008,
joel
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Thats one of the funniest things ive read! Michael Bay is the biggest piece of crap director and i could almost beleive this came from him lol. |
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July 04, 2008,
a fan
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are u f*cking serious??? man you suck a*s you piece of s**t you're like a baby who writes kindergarten s**t. |
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July 06, 2008,
Muhammad Jasim
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"We pan to a beautiful woman;platinum blonde with a huge rack.." Isn't that going too far?? Same goes for the next line! :lol: |
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July 06, 2008,
Muhammad Jasim
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Hey did anyone note that black bar below the link of 'read the rest here'? On highlighting it says 'Yes, it's obviously a joke.' Done on purpose? Not sure.... :huh: |
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July 06, 2008,
Julian Moorer
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I still say this wasnt Mike Bay, it was Uwe Boll :shock: |
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July 10, 2008,
Jason Craig
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I still say this wasnt Mike Bay, it was Uwe Boll :shock: Now THAT I'd believe. |
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