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If Hollywood Sex Scenes Were Realistic... PDF Print E-mail
Written by Arya Ponto   
Wednesday, 09 July 2008

You know how it is in the movies. Two beautiful people get it on, they tear each other's clothes off sexily and then proceed to engage in synchronized, harmonious sex; where even changing positions is a breeze. Hint: rolling around is easy when you're not actually doing it.

If you ever wonder what those movies would be like if they didn't just stick to the rose-tinted paperback fantasy version of sex, give this a looksie:

I like how it starts like every other lame-ass erotic thriller sex scenes: the push against the wall. Yeah, not as easy as it looks when Ashley Judd does it, is it?

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Lex Walker   |9 July 2008 @ 02:09 AM
avatar hahah definitely NSFW
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Marcus Beasley   |11 July 2008 @ 02:18 AM
avatar "Don't crush my penis, don't crush my penis" That was hilarious...that can't really happen can it?
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