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Sarah Palin is Pissing Off Jack Bauer

Written by Arya Ponto

Thursday, 02 October 2008

Folks, the Vice Presidential debate is tonight. Planning on watching? I'm wondering if this will be the highest-rated Veep debate ever, just because we'll have Daily Show hipsters tuning in to see if Sarah Palin is going to crash and burn as bad as they expect her to. It's kind of like The Hills for them, but the stakes are higher. Me, I'm ready to watch it over dinner, which will be cooked goose that we kidnapped from the wild ourselves. You know, in honor of Sarah Palin's folksy wolf-shooting ways. She's just like me!

I know a lot of people, even Republicans, are not at all confident of Sarah Palin's qualifications and are deathly afraid of the possibility of McCain keeling over and handing reigns to a flustered hockey mom. But you think you're scared? Imagine what Jack Bauer has to deal with if CTU operates under the command of President Palin.

Well, it would probably look like this:

Say, would Jack Bauer be a Conservative or Libertarian?

October 02, 2008, Sean Anthony said:

i think hes liberal but at the same time has conservative views...like invading countries for random reasons and helping those who can help themselves to an extent. You know basic republician philosophy

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October 02, 2008, Sean Anthony said:

I cant wait to see this debate. Palin is showing her rookie colors worse than adrian peterson at this point.

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October 02, 2008, Jason Craig said:

No matter who is elected, the next four years are going to be VERY interesting for us.

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October 02, 2008, Tyler Barlass said:

? Adrian Peterson kicked ass his rookie year!

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October 02, 2008, Jason Craig said:

Let me just say, I'm fiercely conservative. However, although I'd like to see McCain elected, I have NO clue what he thought when taking Palin under his wing. I'd rather have seen a McCain/Lieberman ticket.

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October 03, 2008, Sean Anthony said:

I meant 2nd year AP. Jason I understand conservative views but as I said before if McCain was going to be who he says he is then he would have picked a liberal repub. i.e. Lieberman as you said or Guliani(spelled that wrong) or someone else. Im watching this debate and Palin is doing terrible.

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October 03, 2008, Marcus Beasley said:

Palin did terribly and irritated the hell out of me. Biden, while I got kind of tired of the whole "let's go back to my old neighborhood" thing did a whole lot better than Palin. She was like Frances McDormand's Fargo character.

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October 04, 2008, Marcus Beasley said:

At 4:10 Jack beats her to death with that flute.

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October 04, 2008, Sean Anthony said:

haha at 4:15 he finishes his cig

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October 05, 2008, Nathan Armour said:

:lol:
Hahahaha!!

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October 28, 2008, Phantom17 said:

"Let me just say, I'm fiercely conservative"... but, you would rather see a McCain/Lieberman ticket instead of McCain/Palin??? Do you know what being conservative means???

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