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Metallica: ...And Bargains For All PDF Print E-mail
Written by Jason Perry   
Sunday, 31 August 2008

I haven't laughed out loud at a picture like this in a long time. With age comes maturity. For the metalfathers of Metallica, so does a desire to find killer deals on Armani.

Metallica's one-stop shopping excursion after the jump.

I received this pic via email, so I can't give proper credit to whoever captioned it. So whoever you are, I bow to your greatness. You are indeed the Caption King of Kings.

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September 10, 2008, mark said:

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 at least they're now publicly confirming they're hopeles...27 years of morons and bad music. nsync of the 80s...bus should've kept rollin'.
 

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September 10, 2008, eric said:

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 i think it came from holytaco but I'm not sure.
 

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September 10, 2008, El Morte said:

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 Nsync of the 80s? I don't think you came up with that yourself...
 

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September 10, 2008, Satan said:

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 Have u idiots heard the new record? It's f@cking awesome....so he bought something for his wife...who gives a s**t?
 

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September 10, 2008, Jimmy Summers said:

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 Never did care for Metallica.

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September 10, 2008, Chad said:

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 I realize some people don't like Metallica, and I haven't liked most of their stuff since the Black Album (which wasn't great), but their stuff in the '80s was quite good and certainly changed the face of music that still resonates to this day. Most of the hard rock acts today are influenced at least 2nd or 3rd generation down, if not directly, from Metallica's '80s metal.

That being said, they might all be douchebags and moreso now. One thing they are not, and never were, is corporate fluff. To compare them to N-sphinct or the Backdoor Boys is just to throw your credibility out the window. You might not like their music, but they aren't manufactured. They are their own honest band that ran out of good material, and had bad business understanding.
 

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September 10, 2008, Fappie McGee said:

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 ...and talks like a duck, and sues people like the RIAA, and supports ruining poor families by dragging them through court and bankrupting them?

IT DOES NOT MATTER ABOUT THEIR MUSIC.

The moment they started touching the public in a way that was not with their music, but with lawyers, they sacrificed all their musical legacy.

No small feat of hypocrisy, fooling their fans into think they are metalheads and rebels and free-thinkers, when they are really only corporate shills greedily fighting over every nickel and dime...with their fans.

f--kemandgoodriddance

NEXT!
 

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September 11, 2008, Rob said:

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 I am surprised anyone (except for a minority of balding 40 year olds) even give a flying phuck about MeLOLica anymore.
 

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September 11, 2008, Jeff said:

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 Grow up Rob, using stupid teenager crap like LOL is so childish and if you've got any idea about music at all then you'll still "give a flying phuck" about absolute cla*sic albums like Master of Puppets.
 

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September 11, 2008, _JC_GUEST_NAME said:

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 they did try to sue me i laughed at that one hard, when i tried to reply they uldn't let me. I wanted at the time to let them know that I downladed it because I wanted to see if it was any good which it wasn't so I promptly deltedf it and never bothered since it sucked. I think they sued everyone becasue their albums took a huge turn towards suck and they lost alot of money woth that combined th mp3 at the time. oh well, won't save me from buying anohter craptallica album, still have my guitar and the 80's albums to rick out to!
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September 11, 2008, Gabe said:

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nsync of the 80s



Uh, I'm pretty sure that was New Kids on the Block.
 

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September 11, 2008, Gorvan Marshal said:

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 what does "after the jump" mean?
 

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September 11, 2008, Missin\' Cliff said:

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 Okay, yeah, Metallica isn't the band they were in the 80s... they've gotten old, sold out a bit, haven't made a decent album in 15 years (fingers crossed on the new one -- let Kirk have the leads, demmit), have personal and family issues and went after people downloading their music. They're human. They made mistakes, they obviously realize that the made mistakes (look at how they're releasing their new CD)... and they still love to make music -- isn't that what matters in the end?
 

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September 11, 2008, JPerry said:

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 'the jump' is just another way to say 'link'.
 

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September 12, 2008, Evan said:

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 Everyday people talk about Metallica, like they're so amazing, without saying a single word about the other thrashers. Listen to Slayer, Exodus, Heathen, Viking, Kreator, or Megadeth. All of which kick the ever living s**t out of anything Metallica has ever done. The only decent album they had was Kill 'Em All, and that was because Dave Mustaine from Megadeth wrote half of it. What I've heard of their new album is still trash. If you're playing thrash you should be wearing s**tty a*s jeans, a gross sweaty shirt, and some ridiculous hi-tops. On the topic of the new album, its nice that they decided to make another Re-Load. Great job!
 

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